Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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School cringe!One day in secondary school I was walking back into class after lunch break with a friend. My friend asked me what class did I have next. I could have simply replied, "French" and leave it at that, but oh no, I had to go and elaborate. So, I went, "Yeah, French, with Mrs C*****", and just to hammer a point home about the teacher's height, or lack thereof, I made a gesture with my hands to signify something very small indeed, while sniggering and saying "Actual size!"
A glimpse out of the corner of my eye and there was Mrs C*****, walking behind me on her way to class. She had heard every word.
I spent that 40 minute period cringeing. I still cringe when I think about it, almost 14 years later.
I am five feet tall, by the way. I had about an inch, at most, on that teacher.
What a complete bell-end.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:22, 1 reply)
Cringe no morefor it was verily water offeth a duck's back.
Teachers've heard it all before! She was most likely laughing her head off at you.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:30, closed)
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