Ummm....
I regularly (every minute practically) burp and fart in the company of my family, friends and workmates. I tell said people when Im off to have a dump. I pick my nose. I pick my belly button, and smell it. I pick my spots. I pick Purplegods spots. I drop food on the floor and pick it up and put it back on the plate (mine or other peoples, I'm not fussy, what they dont know wont kill them). I like Rick Astley and New kids on the block. I luuuurrrrvvve Will Young. I like Xfactor and I'm a celebrity. I ask Purplegod to hold my hand while I'm pooing. I heard Purplegod's posh Mom do a mahoosive pant splitting fart the second time I met her. I'm a hairdresser. I married a geek (who looks just like Jon Tickle- he of big brother). I am rather fat.
Apparently all of the above things should by rights make me want to crawl up my own arsehole and hide there for many years. But do you know what? They don't. The truly embarrassing thing is I don't give a flying fuck and Purplegod still loves me!
( randomwomanwholikespink, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:05, 5 replies)

Yup
It's true. All true.

:)
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:09, closed)

you and purplegod
annoy me.
(Papa Chocolat, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:18, closed)

aww look who
woke up on the grouchy and jealous side of the bed this morning!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 3:47, closed)

And that madam is why
you are a Goddess!

:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:37, closed)

haha
i read the line "I like X Factor and I'm a Celebrity" as "i like X Factor, and I'M a celebrity". I was about to go :O "I wonder who she is?!"

Stoopid stoopid me
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:13, closed)