Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I get the bus to work every day......and on my way home two of my work friends also get the same bus. One evening I was freezing cold waiting with them, and a very big crowd including a few other collegues, for the bus home which was now late.
It appeared around the corner and everyone moved to one end of the stop to queue up. It went past a few feet to the other end of the stop, putting me now at the front of the queue.
In a rather loud voice I shout in a childish manner "me first, me first!" and leap on.
I remained airborn for rather longer than I would have expected, and it wasnt until I felt the thud across my chest I realised I had missed the step up to the bus and gone head first across the floor.
I looked up to see the driver staring down at me with an irritated expression, the contents of my handbag scattered all down the isle.
The rest of the crowd had to wait while I peeled myself up, my friend retrieved my shoe which had flown about 10feet down the pavement and I gathered my posesssions and what little dignity I could.
I still get laughed at today over this and it took about 2 months for the hole in my shin to heal.
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TheGirlWithNoName, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:54,
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ha!sucks to be you!
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