I'll cry at a packet of crisps at the moment
My dad has terminal cancer and 3 months, my wife is in the process of leaving and my job is so shit it drives me nuts. Needless to say, I am going mental.

I shed a tear at the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy when the little boy sees his mum in hospital.

When not fucked in the head, I'll have a sob and a moan to The Little Mermaid (in that order).
(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:33, 19 replies)

I've got some lovely Seabrook's Salt and Vinegar crinkle cut here if that'll help.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:46, closed)

makes me cry when I look back at how good Seabrook were in the 1970's compared to now.
Dear Op - :(
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:21, closed)

sad times d.r. ... sad times

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:07, closed)

Only way is up though, eh?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:48, closed)

Followed by a short drop

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:52, closed)

6 feet is a good enough drop. Like a tiny children's rollercoaster

(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:20, closed)

could be worse

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:52, closed)

yeah ... could have been sobbing to fucking Frozen

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:53, closed)

Do you want to build a snowman?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:35, closed)

does it have to be a snowman?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:04, closed)

It doesn't have to be a snowman.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:15, closed)

Bloody heck!
That's pretty rough.

For what it's worth, you have my sympathies.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:17, closed)

we have a right laugh on here, don't we?

( Zuowan, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:55, closed)

bereavement is hi-double-larious.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:58, closed)

which 3 months has he chosen ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:55, closed)

Hmm
The last three I think
(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:19, closed)

To top it all
I couldn't find a bottle of decent Rioja to sink last night and had to settle for a Carignan old vine. Could really have done with those Seabrooks too.

Ta for sympathies and laughs, it sometimes helps to turn an otherwise sensible board into a one man pity party.
(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:23, closed)

for the love of all things crispy
...don't have the new Seabrooks. They taste like sadness.
(fivetide, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:45, closed)