Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Thr Whitebait Mani'm a chef, as well as a wannabee graphic designer...and have seen a lot of bizarre shit in my time, but the funniest request ive had from a customer, was to "top and tail" his whitebait. As i'm sure you are all aware "whitebait" is a dish of minute fish, dusted in flour and deep-fried. But instead of being polite to this freak, I had to go out into the resteraunt and tell him to "Fuck Off"
Pleasured me greatly.......................
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:21,
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I don't get it...Top and tail means to coat from head to toe. So he wanted his fish fully coated in the flour batter? What's wrong with that?
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:32,
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That's funny"top and tail" where I'm from means to wash the baby's face and ass.
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vix0r,top and tail usually means 'remove the...'. When you top and tail carrots, for example, you cut the grotty bits off the ends.
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Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:32,
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...Once I'd seen the smoke coming out your ears I'd have added 'Can you fillet them too please'
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:16,
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