oh that movie!
me: Hello and welcome to HMV. How may I help you sir?
him: I'm looking for a Van Damme movie but I don't know the name of it.
me: Hmm.. Ok well describe it for me and I'll try my best.
him: It's the one where he hurts his finger.
me: ...
(KnackerDwarf, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 23:54, 7 replies)

Funnily enough, I immediately know which one he meant.
It's "Double Impact". The one with Dennis Rodman and a tiger.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 0:43, closed)

you're shitting me surely!
tell me more of how you deduced this!
(KnackerDwarf, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 1:54, closed)

apparently that's all the info you're gonna get
I've never watched an entire Van Damme movie anyway.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:47, closed)

ten points for...
anyone who can tell me the name of the Dolph Lundgren movie where he's allergic to the colour white... and has to fight the villain in a milk factory.
(frankspencer, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:34, closed)

Blackjack
Do I win five pounds?
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:40, closed)

Car boot sale
I was doing a car boot sale a couple of weeks ago and shifting all sorts of junk. Had about 10 dvd's on the table all priced up.

Along comes a girl of about 13 and says "do you have any Van Damme?".

Strange request I thought as firstly, van damme movies are generically shit but also you're not old enough to watch them anyway.

Similarly a girl of about 8 years old queried if I had any Dolly Parton cd's for sale. In amongst my metal & Indie cd's? Nope.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 17:04, closed)

waaaaaa
Just laughed myself into a pulled muscle reading this.
(Siouxfan I'm not staring at you, I am just short sighted, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:17, closed)