Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My father.here do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
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Ha haI had to look the source up for that
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summers in rangoon?Luge lessons?
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In the spring...... we'd make meat helmets
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:54,
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At the age of fourteena Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:17,
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Without looking it up..Dr. Evil?
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Why make billionsWhen we could make.....millions?
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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:09,
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