Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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took a young lady to see Jurassic Parkback when I was in college. Decided to go for a grope, she was up for it, and we were snogging like horny students do in the cinema (yeah gross I know) and stuck my hand up her top and located her nipple and decided to give it a tweak.
After a few moments of this and no obvious reaction, I asked her 'You not liking this?'
She said 'your twisting my tit wart, my nipples more to the left'
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You felt up Scaramanga?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:31,
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heh (, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:39, closed)
OMFG*clicked*
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As many clicks as I'm allowed. Actual big lol.(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:03, closed)
YikesUnlucky, but at least you got a bit of a grope out of it.
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Tit Wart ...... my new favourite term of abuse!
*click*
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:31,
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