My first ever girlfriend...
...was a total babe. Bright, funny, great body (enhanced by glandular fever) she was an absolute honey. We were saving ourselves for each other. She was Girl#1.

Anyway, I went to a party (I was 16 at the time) and got chatting to a girl who was also yummy (Girl#2). And she knew my girlfriend. I ended up kissing her (pissed and so on) and then decided to split up with my girlfriend to go out with her - saving oneself is all well and good but I was being offered it right now.

So it turns out they were deadly enemies (as only 16 year old schoolgirls can be) and Girl#2 was actually a lesbian and just wanted to cause Girl#1 pain.

Weirdly, still in touch with Girl#2 and she is a copper in Thames Valley Police.

I wish I hadn't gone to the party.
(Forward Air Controller last dropped live ordnance on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:08, 5 replies)

(enhanced by glandular fever)
Okay explain.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 23:48, closed)

He likes women with yellow complexions and big lymph nodes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 7:15, closed)

hubba hubba!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:38, closed)

Glandular fever,,,
...basically made turned her from someone who - in her own words - could stand to lose a stone or two into someone who was simply sex on legs.

I secretly think she went and caught on purpose from a toilet seat or something.
(Forward Air Controller last dropped live ordnance on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 21:00, closed)

A hot lesbian policewoman who wants to inflict pain on another hot girl? I think I saw the movie version of this story.
(johnson, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 1:10, closed)