DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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off on a tangent, and it wa my mate...Last year me and a mate decided to go over to our friend's house since she was leaving for a month to visit family. anyway her flight was due at 12:30 and we got there at 11:30 and proceded to kill 2 full fifths between the 3 of us. needless to say we got pretty smashed in 30 minutes and were out of there at 12. This was in the winter(in alaska) and my friend was driving a chevy tahoe without studed tires, and the car was in two wheel drive b/c we had been spinning broadies earlier. so anyway we went down a hill, lost control (speeding) and crossed the median, hit a gardrail and some oncoming traffic. i was riding shotgun and neither of us were buckled up, but i was holding the oh shit handle; my friend busted all his front teeth on the steeringwheel and just now got his permanent replacements in (about 12 months later). somehow i was fine except a few cuts from the empty fifths exploding in my lap. in the hospital my friend ended up blowing a .16, double the legal limit of .08 and the lucky bastrd somehow managed to get off scott free b/c the rookie cop filed something wrong. ----well i learned a lesson from this all, and now when i drink and drive i toss out the empty fifths into the street.
oh and my dentist's name is Dr. kwunte
sry for length/first post
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 19:46, Reply)
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