Chillies. I love 'em.
Of all varieties, but generally, the hotter the better. In pretty much any dish you can imagine.
Thing is, I love chillies, but they don't love me- in fact I can often be seen screaming like a demented banshee and running for the sanctuary of the WC, clutching my lower stomach, in a feeble attempt to stop the burning knives.

So, chillies are seriously restricted now, and this, sadly, is my biggest disappointment.

Oh, and getting jiggy in a swimming pool- sooo overrated. Nuff said.
(woodkat loves comic sans, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:49, 5 replies)

I absolutely love chillis too
I've just grown some from seed and dried them. They are hot as fuck, make my face and ring piece hurt but they taste SO good.
(Errorist, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 18:03, closed)

I understand your pain
I have chillies in everything, even though I know a few hours later I'll be doubled-up on the porcelain throne, involuntarily shooting fiery lumps of shit in all directions.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 19:39, closed)

I don't like chilies
But I have had great sex in a swimming pool.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 2:10, closed)

Swimming pool
The best way to have sex in a swimming pool is in the shallow end, with your partner holding onto the bar at the edge, and doing it 'doggy'ish.

Don't do it in the roped off lanes though, they moan at you.

(Seriously, get a job in a pool, and offer to lock up at night !!!)
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:38, closed)

Mmm..Chillies
Great going in, a pain in the arse coming out.
Literally.
(Razors, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 22:58, closed)