Field Trips
Back in my younger days (about ten years ago) I was a trainee teacher and was sent to a school to shadow a fully qualified educator of our countries little darlings. The kids I was dealing with were five to six years old and still full of the wonders of life.
One day we took them to a farm so they could see their future dinners up close and as much as I hate to say this there were no unfortunate incidents that are worth reporting, there wasn't even a sick on the bus story to tell.

The next day we're all back in class and the kids are still clearly excited from the previous day so the teacher uses this as an excuse to see if they learned anything from their trip.
The questions weren't to taxing, stuff like 'what's a baby sheep called?' 'where does a cow live?' and right at the end just before playtime the teacher asked 'What sounds did we hear yesterday children"
and there was a cacophony of moos, baas, quacks and barks until one little voice piped up
from the back shouting "GET OFF THAT FUCKING TRACTOR!"
(Official Sarc, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:23, 4 replies)

Judging by the age of this joke,
you must be a teacher of History. I hope to god it's not English, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, closed)

Made me laugh XD

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:28, closed)

Yes, if the fucking
bricks turn up!
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53, closed)

I was a music teacher actually until bad health won over.
Apologies for the spacing, I was typing on a phone with tiny buttons which isn't easy when
You have spazzy sausage fingers like me y'moaning git.
(Official Sarc, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:42, closed)