Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Just one really.....anyone who thinks just because some cunt on TOWIE or somewhere 'invents' a word like 'amazeballs' or 'reem' or says someone is 'well jell' that that word/phrase is somehow admittable into the English language.
If a cunt said it first, it's a cunty word. And does not belong. Unless you're speaking English for Cunts.
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Sallyrsm, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:07,
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Exactly.In fact, I spent almost a decade living in Essex and barely anyone I knew spoke like those portrayed in "TOWIE OMG ZOMFG REAM", and those who did were mysteriously killed by a ninja and a rusty hacksaw in the middle of the night.
Good times.
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My balls ARE a maze.I'm surprised my sperm find their way out to greet the Kleenex.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:58,
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Aye.See also: The middle-aged Davina McCall's crowbarring-in of such phrases in increasingly desperate attempts to show us that she's still down with the kids, and definitely relevant to the Channel 4 yoof demographic.
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Trouble is, this is exactly how language worksSome group, however small (or brain-dead) starts using a word or phrase; others hear it and think it is useful / funny / hip / whatever, and it catches on. Some fade with time, others become part of the language.
On the other hand, people who say "amazeballs" or "reem" deserve to be buggered with a thistle dipped in chilli just for watching those appalling, slug-witted, soul-destroying shows.
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