JasperSinister/Mobile Phone = Unmixy things
To further compound my previous post, and establish my status as a 'Dumb Cunt' I will share with you this tale of unparalleled social cock-up.

A few years ago myself and a good friend of mine (he is a b3ta regular, and introduced me to this inspirational community **waves**) had a business as purveyors of exotic herbs (having recently become a father I should inform you, dear reader, that I no longer partake in such nefarious practices as the consumption and supply of illicit substances). Just a small operation it was, but we had a few regular clients. On one ocassion one of our more regular customers asked us to provide some of our product to a female acquaintance of his.

I knew her in passing and offered to drop off some small bags of hyrdoponic vegetation on my way home. I sent her a text message to announce my imminent arrival at the designated meeting place. The transaction went unhindered: small talk was made, a bong of green was smoked and I went on my merry way.

In my THC induced stupor I thought it would be funny to send my partner-in-crime a comedy text outlining the finer points of my recent interaction. The text read as such "XXXXX is gagging for it, but she smells like Chinese food". I chortled happily at my biting satirical genius and sent the text to my friend, who would no doubt be rolling on the floor, literally pissing himself and suffering hilarity induced seizures upon reading it. As the beneficiary of my textual wit was my best friend and business partner he was constantly the first name on my phones list of recent message recipients. But not this time. The last person I had sent a message to was, in actuality, the girl to whom I had just sold a small amount of weed. The girl who I had just written a completely hilarious message about, outlining her desire to copulate with me AND comparing her odour to that of an Asian takeaway. Shit biscuits.

And this is why JasperSinister and mobile phones make uneasy bedfellows.

Length? I don't think she was eager to find out
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:32, 3 replies)

I just checked your profile...

Welcome to these hallowed pages!

If this is the quality of post that we can expect from you then B3ta has just become an even better place...

Keep it up! (oo-er)

*clickety click*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:55, closed)

I agree with Pooflake!
Not only did this tale make me laugh like an idiot, your profile was great too!

Welcome, welcome! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:54, closed)

*swoons*
thankyou for the kind words

*sniff*
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:26, closed)