Not me...
But my friend, once managed to get her head stuck in a fridge. No extenuating circumstances either; she just closed the door faster than she removed her head. She was stuck for a good few seconds too, and was actually starting to get quite panicked. It's possible I've never laughed so hard in my life.
(wing_cmdr I mean not real, but almost a real hologram, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:46, 4 replies)

How
the hell do you get your head stuck in a fridge?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 19:21, closed)

Basically; you've got to be pretty damn special.
She had her head inside the fridge, looking for something to munch, decided there was nothing to her liking... and then encountered a hitch at the 'remove head BEFORE closing door' stage. If there's such a thing as a Homer Simpson moment; this was it.
(wing_cmdr I mean not real, but almost a real hologram, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 20:23, closed)

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That's not "stuck" though, surely? That's just "slapped by the door"?
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 10:08, closed)

She was panicking?
Didn't she think to just...open the door?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:36, closed)