Not me ,the wife......honest.
After bieng with my girlfriend for over a year and finding out she was pregnant,we decided to get a house together,
After aquiring a shitty council house we settled down to unmarried bliss.
After a few months of bieng together, things got a little crazy one day when my lovely girlfriend took exception to my music being too loud,after refusing to turn it down she thought she would fight fire with fire and play the stereo upstairs louder.It didn,t.
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Now I knew she was a bit crazy when we got together (she must have been to pick me )and putting a nice little twist in my nose after headbutting me for no reason ,twice!
Hearing her THUNDEROUS footsteps coming down the stairs disapear into the kitchen???? SHE THEN APPEARS WITH A FUCKING CARVING KNIFE!!!
fearing the worst she brushed me aside and heads for the stereo and grabs the stereo cable and starts hacking away at it.
HER FACE WHEN THE CABLE AND KNIFE EXPLODED IN A SHOWER OF SPARKS WILL BE FOREVERE REMEMBERED.

After taking the knife off her and calming her down we kissed and made up,and 17 years later we are still together,married 2 kids.How I dont know ,but thats love for you.........
(andycrass loves two hats on, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 8:45, 1 reply)

Hm.
I hope you married this girl when you were negative twelve years, which I think is the only plausible explanation for anyone's grammar or spelling being that bad.

Also, I'll click.
(sorry., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 5:44, closed)