I fell over
First!

In Bedford swimming pool and cracked my head open. It was a bit leaky but and hurt considerably, but I seemed to be OK. An ambulance was called and they took me off to the hospital where they superglued it. I now have a nice scar on the top of my head. This took 4 hours of course. The ambulance staff were great, the staff at the swimming pool were great. A&E sucks.
( heyrudi has just found this setting, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:39, 9 replies)

A&E triage is hardly going to prioritise some tool who fell over, cut his head and isn't going to die.
That does not mean A&E "sucks"

It means it does its job properly. I hope this helps. Love and kisses xx
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:00, closed)

Perhaps he meant they pleasured him orally while he was waiting?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:11, closed)

Ah, yes.
I could have misconstrued the meaning.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:14, closed)

^
Oh so very much this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:12, closed)

tmb: putting the internet to rights since 1847.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:28, closed)

Quite so
*lights pipe*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:23, closed)

You forgot to call him a 'fucking idiot'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:41, closed)

I'm pretty sure that's the triage sister's job.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:25, closed)

Hi everyone, just replying here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:51, closed)