I went to cambridge university
and my ex better half went to oxford at the time, I wanted to surprize her for christmas and go see her a week early, so I booked a train ticket (65 pounds) and I bought her flowers (20 pounds) and I got some new clothes(80 pounds).

I arrived in oxford at 5pm feeling very excited, walked to her house it was only a mile and my legs were good enough, knocked on her door and I was greeted by a bloke, I thought nothing of it and he left (i thought it was her flatmates bloke), so I sat in the living room, we made small talk and got on well.

later the night we went out, the same guy came up to me in a club , I said "alright mate , hows it going", and this point he smacked me in the face, and told me not to touch "his girlfriend" , basically he broke my nose and stole my girlfriend. I had no money to get back home and no where to sleep. I ended up stealing her bike and riding to reading (which is quite a distance) to see my sister, and borrow the cash to go home.

So i had ruined clothes a broken heart and nose. down £160 pounds and I had stolen a bike and I had riden it 26 miles in 1 night.

I dd get the last laugh, he got her up the duff a year later and she dropped out of university,
he later then cheated on her and gave her a std.

for me well I found a nice girl and I saw my ex at a school friends wedding and gloated at her fat ugly face. I even parked next to her at the reception , her in a ford orion very beat up, my lovely range rover won me a very harsh look.

length 26 miles bitch
( Super piat I am the owl, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 18:39, 5 replies)

Go you!
I love an underdog story!
(GingerJono, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 19:35, closed)

I boughrt her flowwers
They don't bother much about spelling at Cambridge then?
(frankspencer, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:59, closed)

Nice one
Karma is good.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 10:27, closed)

Hmmmm
What the fuck were you even doing with her after that incident anyway?

sounds like you had the last laugh though. Bitches!
(Happyday, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 11:33, closed)

And yet...
You still refer to the heffer as your ex "better half"?!! I'm not surprised women treat you like crap!

Glad it came good in the end...
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 12:00, closed)