Had to visit the hospital as a teenager
The doctor seemed to think I may have twisted my testicle and was eager to have a grope before deciding whether to whisk me away and operate. He asked my father (not me!) if a couple of student doctors could watch the examination and stupidly my father said yes... at which point people began to file in until there was nowhere for me to look except at faces peering eagerly at my rapidly shrivelling genitals.

I was then later whisked away for an X-Ray but left bored with a piece of lead covering my pride and joy. A bored teenager inevitably results in a wandering mind... the nurse noticed the lead had slipped from its position and went to adjust it, only to be confronted by my barely clothed erection springing me. At least I have an excuse for my sexual repression.
(Crompton, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:11, 6 replies)

'rapidly shrivelling'?
So when it was just you, your dad and the doctors, you had a bongle-on?

ERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:59, closed)

to be fair his dad is well fit

(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:01, closed)

runs marathons and dat shit

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:50, closed)

Exactly the same thing happened to me
except this drop dead gorgeous nurse took it upon herself to relieve the tension.
She was blonde on the top and bottom and had this enormous rack. She said, "Oh my, you are such a big boy!"
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:48, closed)

I hate it when that happens.
Sometimes there's two of them and there's no way that's necessary for such a simple test. That's why the NHS is bankrupt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:00, closed)

In your case
Not so much lead in your pencil, as on it.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:29, closed)