Cheryl fucking Cole
Nations sweetheart?! What the bloody fuck?!

There's a million reasons why I hate her. I'm not going to describe them because you all know why she deserves a spade in the face, and it will make me barf horrifically if I have to carry on having her in my brain.

I hate her.
(Beacon, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:59, 11 replies)

Her accent pisses me off
That's about it, but it's enough!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:59, closed)

"beekos weh wehth et"
Excuse me?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:01, closed)

It's Afrikaans, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:18, closed)

Afrikuunt.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:28, closed)

Yes Y es Yes
She's just everywhere. On the cover of every magazine, all the time, you can't get away from her even if you'd read the twatting things

:(
( cakelady, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:12, closed)

Don't hate the "sweetard", hate the people.
I hate the brainless shit who pay for magazines full of this shit. Same twats who are responsible for the "credit crunch".
The "Great" British public -- you just have to hate them.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:58, closed)

And yet..
Her husband still feels the need to play away from home....

Quite a lot.

Makes me wonder if everything is alright.. you know.. down there.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:44, closed)

"Spade in the face"?
Was that a coincidence given her court appearance as Tweedy?
(bof, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:17, closed)

indeed
nation's sweetheart?

Did everybody forget the bit where she's a geordie thug with a conviction for ABH?
 
( finnbar has officially retired, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 18:28, closed)

YES
God yes, that seems to have been swept under the carpet...
( cakelady, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 9:37, closed)

would
that is all.
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 18:32, closed)