* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I'm no longer...allowed to eat steak, due to the highly amusing (to me) factiod that in the middle of the night, usually around 4am, that I start to fart in my sleep like a trooper.
Funny in itself, but the stench is so bad that it will wake both myself and mrs. geordio up, gagging on some of the foulest air biscuits I've ever smelled. So bad, I even retch.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:17, Reply)
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