The foot
We Went to Reading festival in 2007 with a guy that had lived next door to me for years who was a bit green when it came to drugs. This was to be his baptism of fire (quite literally) to a world of druggage to which he would never go back...

Got there on the thursday and set up camp with about 15 others, did the usual in getting everything set up and the fire going which was all good. Being the impatient lot we are, we bosh the acid on the first night but my aforementioned friend decided he did not want acid as it would be too heavy. Fair enough.

After a couple of hours he was getting a bit bored of watching us all stare at the fire making funny noises and laughing so unbeknownst to me asks another of my friends if he can have an E.

he has the E then after it does not work he asks for another, then another, then another.

In the space of an hour. AN HOUR. This man had never taken drugs before in his life. He came up and couldn't speak for about 2 hours, his face looked like it was about to explode and foam was coming out of his mouth. Any attempt to communicate was met with a wild stare and a growling noise through the clenched teeth of a madman, I feared for his life.

After 2 hours of trying to get the poor fucker to tell us what he wanted he shouted in the loudest possible way:

JOOINNT!!

after getting the joint sorted he decided that his feet were cold and wanted to to put them in the fire. Despite this obviously being a bad idea and everyone trying to discourage him from doing so, he kept putting his bloody feet in the fire!

On waking up in the morning it turned out that his foot had actually cooked inside his wellington. Like properly cooked. The flesh had come away from the bones and all you could see was meat and tendons, it was disgusting. I am at work now and don't have the picture, but when I get home you are all in for a treat!

BEHOLD THE FOOT!

This was about 3 months after the date in question. I can't find a more sickening one than this I'm afraid


(Jimmy Large Is huffing Jenkem on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, 8 replies)

Oh yes!
If there are pics, I'm clicking this so hard.
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, closed)

me too, me too
like a big fucked up ham hough

the stupid bastard
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53, closed)

*cackles*
This had better be good!
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:54, closed)

Christ on a bike...
Like some sicko driving past a nasty accident on the M1, I'm looking over in sheer curiosity, anticipation and a desire to see some gruesome foot and boot combo.

Click pending until my wierd obsession is satisfied.

I wonder what he must have been thinking after he'd got through what must have been the mother of all comedowns.

EDIT: Typing with fists = crap spelling..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:12, closed)

Behold the foot!
The comedown was an awesome site, he had puked inside his tent and drank half a bottle of water all day the next day and ate nothing.

Apparantly his teeth felt like they were loose in his gums due to the insane grindage as well.
(Jimmy Large Is huffing Jenkem on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:52, closed)

surely
some sort of intervention was in order to stop the poor unfortunate from cooking his own foot.

he must have been "easy lionel'd" to do something like that.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:55, closed)

We tried
but he insisted on putting them in there. Bear in mind we were all off our faces as well.

He regrets not listening to us now!
(Jimmy Large Is huffing Jenkem on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, closed)

Grindage...
A truly excellent weekend had by all then...

Clicked, Liked, LoL'ed (a lot).
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:57, closed)