Went 'round to visit some friends on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
Social call, cup of tea, natter about things and stuff.

The friend's girlfriend turns up half an hour later with a cheery looking border collie in tow. She says it's followed her home. Looking at the thing, it's obviously a well-kept critter - nails clipped, shiny coat and all that - but it doesn't have a collar or anything to help find its owner. A search party trawls a couple of nearby streets for someone looking for an escaped dog, to no avail. So my friends pop a collar and lead on it, and take it to wherever the police say you're supposed to take lost dogs in the hope that their owner will be looking.

I'm half-way home when I realise that neither my friend nor his girlfriend have ever owned a dog.
(Astatine, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 13:17, 4 replies)

At least it wasn't
a choke chain!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 13:35, closed)

I don't get it
?
(McChinaman banned, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 1:19, closed)

They already had a collar and lead
even though they don't own a dog.

Ahh I do love being led around on collar/lead at fetish clubs :P
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:10, closed)

Lol
Sorry for being slow.

/belms/
(McChinaman banned, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 3:44, closed)