Why oh why,
are all the ladys who have wet silk knickers, penchants for being tied up and dominated all married? God. Selfish or what?
( rgordon00, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:27, 16 replies)

I'm not.

( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:03, closed)

Me neither.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:14, closed)

Nor
Me...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:20, closed)

Or
me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:24, closed)

I stand corrected.
I'm a socially naïve 21 year old. I'm also a sailor so I've got the knots covered. I have a good sense of humour and I enjoy long walks in the park whilst reading poetry. And yesterday I bought a nice suit. If any of you are interested.
( rgordon00, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:23, closed)

You're too young for me.
Woe.
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:28, closed)

Indeed!
Two years in it. My last girlfriend was 23! Imma gonna get all age concern on you!
( rgordon00, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:33, closed)

*adjusts headcake*
Fetch me my corn plasters!
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:36, closed)

Ahh corns?
Urm yeah, well um. Corns?
( rgordon00, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:52, closed)

I jest, good sir. I'm not quite senile yet.
Incidentally, I do switch.
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:59, closed)

Senility is not a problem.
Corns however, are rancid and should be treated with a cheese slice and a pumice stone. Or so my chiropodist tells me.
( rgordon00, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:31, closed)

Gah. I hope I never discover more about either corns or senility.
Kink, on the other hand, I will happily learn more about.
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:41, closed)

Definitely too young for me.
*wanders off*
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:41, closed)

Possibly..
Too old for me.. I shall however continue lurking hopefully with sweets, you never know..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:30, closed)

What type of sweets?
I'm more of a cadburys than a swizzels kinda guy. But if you rolled up with some Kola cubes I'm all yours babuh!
( rgordon00, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:36, closed)

Almost
Ms Paralytic isn't married yet, but will be next June. If you're a fireman, and Irish or from north Yorkshire, and around late 40s or early 50s and rough round the edges, and have a thick but not too long winkie, you might be in with a chance - might seem a bit specific, but:
www.worldwidewives.com/profile/cambridgerob/
Oops - probably NSFW...
(CaptainParalytic, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:54, closed)