School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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how satisfying it wasWe were standing outside in a P.E. class and the teacher was telling us what unpleasant activity we would have inflicted on us this week.
A chavvy prick called Chris was standing behind me and, whenever the teacher was looking our way, he'd subtly but painfully jab me in the kidney. Of course, given that the teacher was looking he knew there was nothing I could do to retaliate.
But of course, the teacher eventually looked the other way. At which point I turned around and blasted my fist at maximum velocity into his nut-sack.
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kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 15:49,
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