Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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oh, the joys of fire
You ever seen these fireplace lighters that are about 30cm long ? Well, we had one of these and found it much fun to tease people with.
A girl in our group had fallen asleep on an armchair and we had great mirth waving this long lighter from afar, to see if the heat would wake her up.
Well, it didn't. But her hair did catch fire !! After the initial spong from the group, we where soon wacking her around the head trying to beat out the flames. This woke her up, and she had no idea why several people where battering her around the head :)
She was none to happy when she realised we had burnt almost half her hair off. Woopsie.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, Reply)
You ever seen these fireplace lighters that are about 30cm long ? Well, we had one of these and found it much fun to tease people with.
A girl in our group had fallen asleep on an armchair and we had great mirth waving this long lighter from afar, to see if the heat would wake her up.
Well, it didn't. But her hair did catch fire !! After the initial spong from the group, we where soon wacking her around the head trying to beat out the flames. This woke her up, and she had no idea why several people where battering her around the head :)
She was none to happy when she realised we had burnt almost half her hair off. Woopsie.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, Reply)
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