On the tube, this morning,
I was getting some serious tongue action from my girl.
Would have been great, but some weasel was doing a sudoku puzzle. Scritch, scritch, scritch went his pen on the paper - holy fuck, it was annoying!
On the plus side, my sister-in-law is joining us for a threesome, this evening, so that ought to take my mind off things.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:00, 7 replies)

I kill you

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:01, closed)

Get in line buddy.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:03, closed)

Er, tube?
Don't you mean Honda Accord?
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:27, closed)

I know. What a show off, bullshitter arse he is.
It would be different if he was making some sort of reference to an earlier post, I suppose, but...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:44, closed)

The weasel in my Accord
is doing a Simon Says. Even more annoying.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:32, closed)

Euphemism?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:41, closed)

*parp*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:19, closed)