this lad
was new to the area when i was a kid, and let me get this out of the way first of all; this boy was a cunt. a total cunt. his dad was the scoutmaster and wouldnt let the other kids talk to him during meets.

me and my mates were just getting into alcohol at that time (remember what its like when you're 13 and raiding your parents whisky cabinet?) anyway, this new kid was a total cunt, and had never tried drink.

We told him that he had to try some before he can hang around with us, so instead of drinking a few beers, he downed half a bottle of gordons, fucking twat. Seemed fine at first, then he did that thing when you're drunk and cant control your eyeballs.

Anyway, he passed out, so we thought we'd fuck about with this whining little bitch. We stripped him of his clothes, dressed him up in our granddad's clothes (including a flat cap), got a very old paper from the library (took some skill that did), carried him out to a baron field, tucked the paper under his arm, and left him there till morning.

He woke up, couldnt remember anything, looked at his clothes, looked around him (no pylons, cars, or buildings), then saw the date on the paper. Stupid cunt thought he was in the past. Brilliant.
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:36, 12 replies)

You know the rules
pictures or it didn't happen.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:40, closed)

it was over 5 years ago. we didnt own a camera.
but holy shit i would love to see that boys face again.
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:27, closed)

I would fucking LOVE...
...for this to be true :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:09, closed)

it was!
and one day, at a stag do, it will be true again!
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:27, closed)

Well, aren't you one of the good guys?
You get 10 marks for the prank (if true), but the you lose 20 for the vitriol. And you lose another 5 for 'baron'.

Less vitriol, please.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:28, closed)

^
Ceci
( rofl harris, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:38, closed)

^
n'est pas une pipe
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:57, closed)

Although
a pipe would have been the icing on the cake surely.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:24, closed)

yuss
of course! i'm sure that it'll be included in the stag party one
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:49, closed)

YES!
fucking yes!! that'd be kickass :D
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:55, closed)

I don't even
know what that word means.

And I'm not ashamed to admit this.

Should I be?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:38, closed)

Hurm
If this is true then I will eat my hat. Nevermind that it's a chocolate hat from the image challenge but I will eat it all the same.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:42, closed)