B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Global debtSeeing as no one knows who everyone owes money to, and none of the debt is tanglible - it's just sat as a set of figuers in some double-entry (fnarr fnarr) digital ledger - let's just write it all off and start from scratch. A kind of ctrl-alt-del for the global economy, might be able to get it in just in time to stop it crashing like the virus-ridden Windows 95 box it's performing like!
Or you know, free kittens for everyone.
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Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:36,
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Most of it is owed to China. Our only hope is to get them spangled on opium again so they forget all about it.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:41,
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Well it's a plan, how do we proceed?
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Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:00,
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First we need to borrow some money to buy the opium...
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:48,
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