B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Ban Brompton or any other "collapsable" bike on all trains into LondonThe train is fecking packed but your tossing bike takes up the room of one person and digs into my legs. There are Boris bikes outside every mainline station, so use them.
You knob headed, lycra wearing, bag of spew.
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Why anyone would want to spunk upwards of a grandOn one of these little shit-heaps, is totally beyond me anyway.
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Whose idea was itto get rid of the guard's van? I'm going to stick my neck out and guess that it wasn't cyclists.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:43,
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I agree.If you're a fucking cyclist cycle to work.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45,
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