Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I used to go out with a Chinese girl.One night I asked her if she fancied a 69. She went
"Fuck off I'm not cooking at this time of night!"
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:21, 5 replies)
so bad it's good(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:02,
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Did youwant her all over again about an hour later?
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:32, closed)
I don't know whats worseyour joke or the fact that I laughed. Have a click.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:40, closed)
'Thanks! I'm here every week......try the veal'
click though
(, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:34, closed)
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