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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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cock and balls
came home from work to tell the wife that I needed to go to Amsterdam the following week on business.
"you going to bring me back something nice?" she asked
"STD!" I volunteered brightly

she didn't see the funny side
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:21, 3 replies)
I did.
[click]
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:23, closed)
My missus would have laughed.
At the joke that is, not the STD obviously. *click*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:33, closed)

you have the same wife as me..keep her!
(, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:50, closed)

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