At work.
I approach someone that I dont know that well, and go "Have you got this weeks roster on that computer? Who am I working with tomorrow?".

She goes "It's Fred Bloggs" (name changed obviously).

I roll my eyes and she asks why. I run blindly into a situation by replying "Because he's a wanker".

She says "Do you know who he is?"

I wince and go "Your husband?"

I was right. And now I have to work with both of them.
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:48, 3 replies)

She'll know better than anyone that he's a wanker then.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:00, closed)

This should utterly win.
Utterly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08, closed)

Did he ever found out about the affair?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:32, closed)