Make your housemate go to the toilet in their trousers by following these simple steps:
1. offer to make them a cup of tea
2. bring an empty cup to them and drop it into their lap, oops!
3. Watch as they leap out of their seat in expectation of a scalding groin shower
Not subtle but works every time
( pemulis, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 18:40, 6 replies)

bit gay.

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 19:09, closed)

Just to let you know I am well mature enough
to try this.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:09, closed)

ceramic broke my boner
zappa's lesser-knowzzzzzz
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:16, closed)

i used to have some stuff from a joke shop that turned liquids to a solid gel when i was a kid
so you could pretend to fling a drink over someone and lol as they cringed for nothing.

found out the hard way it didn't work on milk...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:03, closed)

better yet, fill the cup with boiling water and watch them howl with pain haha

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:52, closed)

yeah
after fooling them one too many times with the empty cup
( pemulis, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:36, closed)