My friend
is just out of hospital after having an operation on his brain to remove a brain tumor from his head which was successful. However, he has been left with large gaps in his memory. If i were to fill those gaps with tales of scandal and debauchery that he could not confirm may or may not have happened, would you kind people vouch for me to god that i'm not as evil as i sound on the old deeds list?
also, tale ideas as comments welcome :)
(El, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:00, 7 replies)

Tell him...
...that he invented the question mark.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 3:32, closed)

Better yet
Every time he brings up a memory gap, look uncomfortable and eventually admit that before the operation he made you swear never to tell him what happened during those periods.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 7:47, closed)

Tell him
he owes you £20
(kitescreech still here, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:37, closed)

Make 'em good...
... and make 'em funny. Make those memories so they will last and put a smile on his face when he's a doddery old nonagenarian.

If he hasn't got a lot of his own memories left, he deserves a few good ones. Whether they're true or not isn't, in the wider scheme of things, important.
(gordonjcp, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:43, closed)

balance
every time you tell them an embarrassing story throw in an awesome one. Like the time they climbed up a construction crane and pissed off the top.
(blingo, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 12:30, closed)

tell him he has a child
and needs to give £300 a month or the CSA will get him for £600, and give him your bank details
( Lord_Munkee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 17:23, closed)

A friend many years ago
had a similar type operation and ended up with memory gaps. They slowly went away and she eventually remembered everything.......
(Pork2311, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:46, closed)