Fuck the housework and take the kids on a picnic.
You've never heard anyone say, "I had a brilliant childhood, the bathroom was always spotless...".
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:17, 11 replies)

I totally, completely agree.

( Bats, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:01, closed)

Brilliant
...and if you don't mind, I am going to steal it and pass it off as my own.

...plus I intend to live by that rule forever more (already do tbh).
(dchurch bah, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:17, closed)

Feel free :)))

(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 20:29, closed)

But still remember to clean the bathroom every now and then, eh

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:02, closed)

Brilliant
Obvious but never said often enough! Nice One!
(TheManofScience, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:12, closed)

Great one
*Clicks*
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:18, closed)

But you have heard people say:
"your house is a dump"
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:44, closed)

Many times
but it doesn't bother me all that much.
(dchurch bah, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:09, closed)

And you've never wondered why you get stomach upset every few weeks?

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:36, closed)

I have heard people say
"I had a shit childhood; I was taken into care because my parents couldn't provide for my basic needs and neglected me because they were too concerned with their own pleasure and forgot about their parental responsibilities."

Not in those exact words, you understand, but the same principle.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:36, closed)

so, "bugger the houswork, let's go on a picnic",
is pretty much the same as, "Not now darling, Mummy's smoking crack" in your world?
(twattybanjo, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:01, closed)