Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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My father gave me some advice when I was 17.It was not the best advice, but it was the funniest.
So funny that he woke up sober and apologised.
Dad: "Do you look up to them, those girls in your sixth form, running around going to nightclubs with footballers?"
Roota: "No, Dad, they're slags."
Dad: "Good. Keep away from them. Girls like that get pissed on in parties, do you hear me?"
Roota: "Hahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaa!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:59,
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I don't knowI was too busy laughing to ask him how he knew this.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:24,
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