Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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I hung out withthis girl I liked for months and months. Finally I asked her out. She politely refused, telling me she thinks she might me a lesbian. Bugger, thinks I. I'm still not sure whether that's better or worse than another guy... I now spend my days on the tube cutting myself and masturbating.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:09, 5 replies)
hopefully the last sentencerefers to three different activities, rather than only one.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 0:02, closed)
YesI often wonder what the red and white stains are on the tube seats...
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:44, closed)
They are also upholstered in blue material,so I am in fact a patriotic fuck-up :)
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)
I'm a lesbian tooWorking out in Sunni Saudi, there aren't too many watering holes.
One of the old places was the "Skip Inn", as it was like a skip inside.
A hot spot for many female nurses and administrative types, and blokes of various ilks.
Got chatting to a Suid Africaans girl one night, several sidiqi's later she (bless you Van) came out with "I'm a lesbian".
"How's that Van"? "I like licking pussy and playing with womens tits".
Bloody hell, that makes me a lesbian too! The cry went up like Spartacus, "I'm a lesbian" (this was the blokes ((apart from the English teachers, strange crew))).
It's amazing what you learn overseas.
I hope you found the right one Van.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 22:58, closed)
0_0You're the guy who sits there masturbating on the tube?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:32, closed)
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