Surprise downer
Like any other day at uni, I'm playing pro evolution soccer with my housemates. A taxi pulls up close to our house and a black guy gets out with loads of bags. One of my housemates randomly stands up and says "black" in a tone which suggests acknowledgement rather than casual racism. However, the dude sees this acknowledgement and walks over to our front door. He rings the doorbell and I answer. He says he's met me before in Manchester (a place to which I've never been) and that my name is Peter (nope). He plows on regardless.

I'm gonna try and keep this story short by cutting out the conversation but he told me all about the death of his father and how he was having to go back to South Africa but his heart rending story was punctuated by him saying shiiiiiiiit in a high pitched voice at which i struggled not to giggle. It was at this point that i notice out of the corner of my eye that there is a down's syndrome kid sitting on the wall across the road licking a DVD case. I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose.
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:51, 8 replies)

I just giggles like a loon at this
top work xD
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:58, closed)

why thank you kindly

(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:00, closed)

great!
click
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:01, closed)

thank you

(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:20, closed)

had you been drinking milk?
if not its even more impressive!
what was the dvd case, just out of interest?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:04, closed)

i had not- it's the dodgy kidney that does it
(see South Park episode Cherokee Hair Tampons for blatant joke plagiarism)

the DVD was Top Gun. Probably should have included it for the added irony.
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:26, closed)

i laughed even harder at Top Gun
wonder what it tasted like
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:40, closed)

my guess would be either salty or homoerotic
wait i have a copy of Top Gun... I'm gonna prove it with science
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:04, closed)