Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Social discomfortThis is actually something I do around people. To people. I'm boring when I'm on my own.
I consciously and willfully violate people's personal space.
This causes people to think I'm an absolute prick and would probably punch me if I gave them a less homophobic reason other than "He touched me!"
BTW, I am a straight guy, I just display affection for my male peers in a strange manner.
I'm not sure why I do this, as I know it really makes some people's blood boil.
I will happily stroke the face of someone I've only just met. People I've known longer get a chin stroke. I can fully understand why people are uncomfortable with it, but I don't understand why I do it.
Some of my friends have learned to deal with this and are awesome, and often reciprocate.
Man boob gropage occurs with my best of friends.
Female friends get head-touching and hugs.
I can only assume this is some sort of substitute for physical affection where there isn't a girlfriend.
I almost always have to high-five friends and aquaintances when I meet them.
I also regularly get my man-tits out in public. I can't remember the last day that went by where I didn't show someone my nipples.
Any freudian psychologists wish to analyse me?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:31, 5 replies)
NoBut I would rather you didn't stand that close to me
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:34, closed)
But...you smell like a summer breeze...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:35, closed)
I'll analyze you...Stop wasting everybody's time and just fecking come out the closet...
oh, and if anyone touches my chin the get klapped... wtf?
sympathy click...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:49, closed)
youyou want affection, possibly a child.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:33, closed)
FlapsYep I'm with you on this one.
My flatmate gets it extra harsh, probably because he's abit of a fanny, but me and my other flat mate give him constant abuse and I 'm always stroking his face which totally freeks him out.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:16, closed)
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