Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Clink!About a year ago I made the great transatlantic flight to London and found myself standing in front of the Clink Museum. I paid a few pounds and silently cursed as I multiplied the amount by two to keep tabs of my measly American dollars.
I walked through the exhibits, posed for pictures on a few torture devices, and read all about boiling bodies.
At the end of the museum they had a chopping block with a sample of an executioner’s handbook, complete with a formula to figure out how hard an axe would have to fall to behead someone. I calculated in my height, body type, and neck size and found out how much weight would have to be exhorted to successfully decapitate me.
That’s right, I found my guillotine pressure!
Length? It was all in metric. I haven’t the faintest.
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Hihave you worked out how much rope you need to hang yourself? There is also a hangman's equation, for calculating the exact length of drop needed to kill you cleanly and quickly.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:32,
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Or in ready-reckoner formthe Official Table of Drops.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:24,
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