Gym Induction
I applied to join the gym, and was accepted, but had to go to an induction session. I duly turn up to find 5 or 6 other guys there and an incredibly hot, buxom Swedish girl, who is giving the induction.

She proceeded to work her way round the gym, from machine to machine, contorting herself into all manner of lovely positions, and grunt and sweat her way through each of them, explaining the intricacies of each device. Lovely!

The next day I turned up at the gym, and was just warming up, when a guy came over who I recognised from the intro the day before. After 10 minutes of discussion we discovered that a) we'd both spent the induction watching the hot swedish lass, and b) neither of us had a clue how any of the equipment worked.

I cancelled my membership that afternoon and haven't been back since...
(Mattle, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:47, 3 replies)

Fule!
You simply ask her to show you, again and again, until you've finally got the hang of it.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:30, closed)

I read this
Then realised you were talking about the Gym equipment.

Silly me
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:55, closed)

Excellent!
*click*
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:45, closed)