Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Spooner-ismsFor some reason, especialy when wtaching TV I'm constantly making spoonerisms inside my head, constantly, normally when people say full names as its 2 words that stand out in the sentance. Sometimes drives my wife insane. My speciality are Match of The Day commentators.
My personal favirotes are Lary Giniker, Brother Simonton and Mo Guybray.
Help me
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:15,
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I once claimed to be able to play,the 'Sailer's pornhype'
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:30,
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Almost a SpoonerismA colleague told me recently that he'd flown into Gatport Airwick, and then wondered why I was having difficulty breathing.
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hmm, their not quite spoonerisms, though.I spend lots of my time thinking up spoonerisms, oddly almost all the time other than watching TV.
Some of my proudest creations work as sentences on their own, such as:
Sunday mocks my Monday socks.
a faux nun is no fun.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:30,
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Really?I imagine that a faux nun is probably a lot more fun than a real nun.
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Your mother cooks socks in hell.Also, if you spoonerise Rolf Harris it comes out like a dog saying it. Fun fact!
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GC?Someone sent this to me yesterday, not sure if it was here, the ultimate spoonerism.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Danks_Waddy
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