I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Just keep a goat under the deskAll your problems solved.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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Goats are too fussyI need something that's happy to be abused on a near constant basis.
Are you doing anything this afternoon?
Besides hanging around the docks looking for sailors of course.
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I did have plans to fellate youBut someone just offered me the chance to drink a pint of their vomit.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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Well it's your lucky day then isn't itHow about you combine those two pleasures by pouring vomit all over my erect penis and then sucking it all off?
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