IT SupportOur IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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childish it supportnot sure where I first learnt of it but my favourite IT childish acronym is P.E.B.K.A.C
"Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair" - basically the user is a twunt
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:57, 12 replies)
That strikes a chord...I've been asking management for a closure code of "user is a muppet" for about 7 years now.
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Other useful error codes.We always used the ID.10T error.
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cheersI'll use that tomorrow. And the day after that. And that day after...
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We've got one on our Helpdesk system: TASIt was originally for the old TAS databases, but has since been used where the user is Thick As Shit.
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eXOBeX, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:39,
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Back in olden timesThere was one and only one
R.T.F.B.
"I suggest that Sir may not have consulted the manual"
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Yep, it's a good one alright......though I prefer:
It's a problem with the interface between the chair and the keyboard.
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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 6:08,
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Computer User Non-TechnicalPlease Assist If Nick Ingram's* Networks Team Has Extra Available Support Staff.
was an oft-quoted codephrase at one of my old workplaces.
*Name changed to protect the real Networks Manager, whose initials also fit the acronymn nicely.
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 6:25,
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Pic-a-nic basketsI thought it was PICNIC, problem in chair not in computer?
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Yep.Thats the one we use here.
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often faults are due to /arise from"User IQ too low."
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Another oneLoose Nut between keyboard and screen.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:30,
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USR ErrorInsufficient User. Please Replace.
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