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Have you split the atom in your kitchen? Made your own fireworks? Fired a bacon rocket through your window?
We love home science experiments - tell us about your best, preferably with instructions.

Extra points for lost eyebrows / nasal hair / limbs

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25)
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Do I know any jokes about Sodium?

Na.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:24, 22 replies)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:25, closed)
I can't think of a joke about hydroxide ions.
OH dear.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:11, closed)
sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium,
batman.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:44, closed)
Someone's stealing Buckminsterfullerene, Batman!
Holey Carbon!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:39, closed)

He He
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:46, closed)
But how do you feel about potassium?
K.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:51, closed)
Ha ha!
Two neutrons walk into a bar:
Neutrons:'Two pints of lager please'
Barman: 'There you go lads'
Neutrons: 'How much is that then?'
Barman: 'For you guys, no charge"
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:55, closed)
Q. Knock knock.
A. Who's there.
Q. A metastable state with term symbol 3P0.
A. A metastable state with term symbol 3P0 who?
Q. SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16, closed)
I think you'll find that the lines you've marked with A. are actually the questions
and the lines marked with Q the answers.

It's like you DON'T EVEN KNOW how knock-knock jokes work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:39, closed)
Q. What's blue and long which is a whale's cock oh wait no I told that wrong

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:05, closed)
I think I lost an electron.
In fact, I'm positive.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16, closed)
Two fluffeh kittehs go down a slide. Which reaches the end last?
The one with the greater Mu.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:19, closed)
Q. What's Popeye's favourite element?
A. Silver, silver, silver.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:31, closed)
Who's seen The Fifth Element?
I thought it was boron.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:35, closed)
Good game there.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:48, closed)
There are 10 types of people in this world,
those who understand binary, and those who don't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:03, closed)
Strictly speaking...
You can represent something with only two 'states' by just using a single bit - which would make it: There are 1 types...
</pedant>
(minimalist ..., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:24, closed)
Cardinality is never zero indexed
Pedant privileges revoked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:22, closed)
* pops monocle *

(minimalist ..., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:07, closed)
There are 10 types of people in the world...
Those who know binary.
Those who don't.
And those who mistake it for ternary.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, closed)
Sorry, I don't.
But is Potassium 'K?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:31, closed)
Helium Helium Helium!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:35, closed)

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