I sometimes snore
I have always told people that if I'm keeping them up then they are welcome to wake me up in whatever way necessary; I never remember it.

Soooooo......

Sleeping in a small room with 2 other people (who love me. That's the tenuous link). I'm in the top tier of a bunk bed. I'm snoring. Burly bloke in bottom bunk opposite gets up and pokes me. I stop. He goes back to bed.

I start again. He gets up and pokes me again. I stop. He goes back to bed.

I start again. He gets up, quite pissed off, and belts me on my arse (I'm lying facing the wall). I stop. He goes back to bed.

I start again. By this point he's had enough. He hauls himself out of bed, winds up, and punches me as hard as he can on my arse, determined that I will actually wake up properly this time, and give him a chance to get some kip.

Except it's not my arse. I've rolled over.

I woke up.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:59, 4 replies)

eek!

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:19, closed)

Used to
Have a snory boyfriend, hence click and giggles...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:48, closed)

Ouch

( zulu eh?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:08, closed)

A click.
For a well told tale.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:34, closed)