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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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not me, my dad
WWII, my dad and his younger sister playing in front of the house.

A shell explodes VERY near. Luckily the ground wasn't even, and the shell fell in a place where the ground was a bit recessed.

So, the shrapnles travelling in horizontal direction were stopped, and the shrapnels flew around in a sort of cone, sparing the lives of the two kids.

Anyway, the house was fully hit bt the shrapnels. Imagine the scene: a hude boom, plaster falling off the wall, smashed glasses, dust flying around.

My granma was in the house, called her sons and started running to go outside to see if they were ok.

My father to his little sister: "lets lay down and play dead".

Hilarity ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08, 15 replies)
Hahahaha!
Very good! I love how inappropriate kids can be.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, closed)
This to win. Everything ever in the world.

(Document Pocket, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, closed)
Shrapnles!
After the first one I couldn't help but continue to read that in a Russian Meerkat accent.
(TitanLX, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, closed)

w1nna
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:34, closed)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:36, closed)
Why hasn't this qotw been closed yet?
This has won. Everything else is pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:00, closed)
!!!!!!!!!
What titiana said. Close the QOTW, in fact shut b3ta down and pay homage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:08, closed)
a "hude" bomb?
I thought those were banned by the Geneva Convention!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:20, closed)
It was a hude boom, not bomb.
*sigh* some people...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:41, closed)
Oh. NOW I get it. Ha ha ha, errr, ha, heh, hmmm.
What's on the TV darling?
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:36, closed)
Sick but.........................
funny :)
(mparryuk52, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:45, closed)
Oh God
This wins. Totally.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:04, closed)
We have a winner!
massive click *rolls over, farts*
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:29, closed)
*Cannot click enough*
this is beyond magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:29, closed)
Evil bastard!
*clicks accordingly*
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