The Twat Equation
If you live shared accomodation and:

There is one person you and your other housemates dislike/hate then that person is the Twat in the house.

You dilike/hate everyone else and they get on with each other then you are the Twat in the house.

Apply this to any qotw to find out who is a Twat.
(Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 12:22, 4 replies)

Unless you're the sane one
in a house full of twats of course.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 14:39, closed)

Or everyone's two faced
It also only works if you know everyone's above board in their dislike, rather than swallowing it until Twat goes out, and then complaining incessantly.

All girls flat at Uni, and current situation at my house; see the part where I'm bitching about Twat on the internet.
(That's Just Not Funny, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 18:59, closed)

Hmmm. Multiple twats...
I am currently living with two people I don't like and who don't like each other. If I just puch in the variables...

[Twats x 2 + Me (who's a twat)] + triangle (equilateral)

= A three way twat triangle
= Tritwatangle

*writes to New Scientist*
(Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 19:13, closed)

Tritwatangle
Excellent.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:50, closed)