HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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One of the more valuable lessons I Iearned via the medium of flat-sharingis that if you happen to finish your early shift and get home at 2pm, exhausted and ready for bed, you run the considerable risk of walking in on a rather large nekkid lady in the kitchen, who mistakenly believed she had the house to herself for the day.
Said lady will emit a noise not dissimilar to a startled Zoidberg as she scuttles back to her room tout de suite.
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:31,
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It's the new dirty sanchez.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 9:21,
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the double-vomitis a sign of joy.
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Was she pretty?.
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Not in the conventional way.No, she was not.
It was one of the few times I saw her in six months of living with her.
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:11,
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